Glister

Usually someone names Sophie’s surname

Is your name Sophie Glister?

Gronce

Someone who finds attraction in seeing their own grandfather naked

Ethan: my grandad looks hella naked

Friend: woah dude ...you’re a gronce

Boon moot

It is a form of medical treatment for a broken foot in the shape of a ugg boot but is most effective for those walking backwards.

Susan: Hey Jan! I love how you’ve bajazzled your boon moot!