WBBS “White Boy Booty Syndrome”

WBBS, plagues millions of Americans, favoring males of the Caucasian populace, roughly 47% of American males suffer from this syndrome every year. Hundreds of thousands have tried to combat this embarrassing syndrome only to be laughed at and bullied and scoffed at for their weak puny efforts, this syndrome is know as “white boy booty syndrome”. A syndrome where the booty of the white “boy” cannot grow enough to fill their damn jeans! They can’t be naked in front of a woman cause the embarrassment of having no ass causes their Peepee to shrivel in shame!........ but there is a cure. It’s called work, hard work and dedication in the form of squats, face down leg curls, donkey kicks! The leg press. YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A VICTIM! You can overcome this embarrassing syndrome! OVERCOME WBBS!!!!

I myself suffer from the chronic disorder of WBBS, I’ve been working at fixing it for years, but it’s to embarrassing to be in public with jeans on, and no way to hold up my pants, even a belt isn’t enough to combat my WBBS “White Boy Booty Syndrome”.

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