tah tahs

n; boobs, breasts, tits;

She has a set of bodacious tah tahs.

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Six Beer Thoery

The "theory" that when two men are each given a 6 pack of beer and sufficient porn, they theoretically turn gay (or rather, bisexual).

We tested the six beer theory with Bill and Joe, and sure enough, they exchanged numbers after the experiment.

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Spooning

A horizontal hug where the friends/lovers lie back to chest, and fit into each others nooks. Like little spoons in a drawer.

My boy lies behind me and proceeds to wrap his arms around me, as I lie in front feeling fully content.

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calista

a skinny ass girl ; a girl who is anorexic-looking; a bean pole (as in Calista Flockhart)

If the wind blows too hard, that calista is gonna get knocked over flat on her ass.

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OH SNAPE

A variation of "OH SNAP" typically used alongside spoilers either as an accompaniment or a response. Refers to the video of a man driving by a release party of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and screaming "Snape kills Dumbledore" at random passerby.

"So he was all, 'Snape kills Dumbledore, Spike dies, dyke spies, etc.' to me, and I was like, "OH SNAPE!'"

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styroclam

The disposable hinged styrofoam (NO CFCs) container offered by a dining establishment when you can't finish your entire meal.

I thought that I was ONE HUNGRY MFer, but I ended up having to ask for a styroclam.

honey

Your sweetie pie, lover boy/girl. Pet name for somebody you like.

Hey honey, how you doing??

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