alligory

Alligory rhymes with Corey

Corey has an alligory

funkynuts

Sweaty nutsacs that are SO funky they smell like month old rotton cauliflower.

"Oh god man, I can smell your funkynuts all the way over here, I'm gonna pass out if you don't put your boxers back on"

imfuckinportant

The ultimate in importance. Something more important than importance itself. Must be used only when strictly necessary. Used when wanting to express your innermost importance.

"Josh is so imfuckinportant, that he had to have his own word in the UrbanDictionary."

wEva

used for "wut eva" or, which is the grammatically correct saying, "what ever."

Sam: You goin to the party?
Liz: No, the party's gonna be lame.
Sam: Weva

Choad

a public school boy. i.e. boat shoes, blazer and jeans look.

"oh my god hes such a choad", "hey chaodie"

shear

v. to mentally or physically shorten or minimize an aspect of another

I sheared my sister after she made a gay ass comment

goose grease

Grease derived from geese..

That spread like goose grease all over the land.