monkey bath

a "bath" that cleans only the body parts that smell. monkey baths typically do not involve total immersion in bath water, but rather require only the use of a washcloth and water.

ah man i dont have enough time for a shower...i'd better just take a monkey bath.

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teno

another word for cool, awesome, badass, ect.

that shits Teno man!

thats so teno dude!

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hemi

Short for hemmeroid.

"Paul, it hurts so bad to sit down, I think my hemi's acting up!"

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squeeze

What happens when you eat too much cheese.

Paul tends to squeeze it really hard the morning after eating lots of cheese.

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grush

1)When a straight girl has a non-sexual "crush" on another girl; idolization.

2)One who is the object of such an infatuation.

"My friend owns every Gwenyth movie ever made (even "Emma"). She totally has a grush on her."

"Every girl is infatuated with some other woman that she is not interested in sleeping with, whether it's a movie star or the cute bartender with the gorgeous skin. Who's your grush?"

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anal sausage

when shit comes out your ass and looks like sausage links, or a person who you describe as a piece of shit, only in a more unique way

That guy is such an asshole. Yea, he is an anal sausage.-

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canadle

A huge, really long terd that wraps around the inside of the toilet and almost fills it up ~PHEWWW~

Oh my god check out the canadle that dan dropped! Wow I wonder if it will flush?

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