Malees Kite

PREGO!!!! we all have problems when we get drunk!!!! thats ok....it happens to the best of us.

Thank you for everything and good luck with E! DoNT LeT IT HAPPEN AGAIN

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Malees will soon be a twig.

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gabriel damon

hottest guy EVER!!! featured on The Newsies, Robocop 2, etc. GREAT HAIR AND SEXY BODY!!!

1) no one is hotter than Gabriel Damon

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harf

to puke your guts out

I drank so much that I harfed all night.

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hit

fucked up; drugged up; ready to fuck; messed up

"She looks so hit"

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s.t.p.

Shell Town Playa {s}

he a s.t.p.

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Head

1- upper-most part of the human body that controls all bodily functions and contains the brain, at least in some specimens.
2- the process of sucking/licking either the male or the female genitalia until ejaculation/orgasm occurs.
3- term used to refer to the foam on top of beer that nobody really wants.

Martha really doesnt have her head on her shoulders.

Little Johnny made his girlfriend orgasm 5 times. That night she reciprocated by giving him head as well.

Damn, what's up with all the head. You gotta learn how to pour dawg.

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Tanorexic

When someone suffers from tanorexia, a disease like anorexia, no matter how tan you are you never think you are tan enough.

L: Melissa, sweetie, I think you've had enough sun today...
M: No no, I must get a tan
L: you've been at the beach all day, I think you are tanorexic.

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