neck scrotum

The saggy, empty-bag look of aged neck skin on older people, especially men. Particularly noticeable when lifts and tucks have made facial skin taut.

"My God! Check out the neck scrotum on George Takei. Did he have his eyes done?"

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momsplain

When your mom over-explains things to you because she forgets that you're a goddamned adult and it's akward.

e.g. mom: "Haha! I brought home this hilarious GOP Bingo card for tonight's debate. See, it's a bingo card, but it has expressions or words the candidates might use. When they say them, you drink a shot! It's so funny! Of course you don't HAVE to drink." you: Yeah, Mom, I knew what you meant when you said bingo. Because I know what bingo is. You don't have to momsplain it."

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