A goofy moron who swats himself on the head with a baseball cap, beanie, or other goody-two-shoes type headwear and bleats "good to see ya" or "have a nice day" over and over again until someone sticks a boot in their ass.
"There goes Mikey the puzzy nuddles, getting on everyone's nerves again with his dorky bullshit."
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