dr. phil

A ridiculous man who has been dubbed "dr" even though he has no doctorate in any major. He attempts to help white trash solve thier problems in the most "duh no shit" kind of ways. In the meantime he spreads his conservative ideas on to ignorent housewives.

My mother was watching dr. phil today and started telling me that i should turn myself straight and love jesus.

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Spider Expert

1.Person who is an expert on spiders.

2.Internet insult used against people who know too much about a subject nobody cares about. Used frequently by a person in a loosing arguement as a last ditch attempt to insult the victor.

"you could always make a citizen's arrest or something"

"Actually police do not recommend people make citizen's arrest due to the fact it is dangerous and makes you subject to all kinds of liabilities..."

"....fuck you, spider expert."

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FISHY

A word used by some monsters to frighten and confuse guests at Halloween Haunt.

"hey Sarah"
"yes James?"
"You want to go watch the hanging over in..."
"FISHY!!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

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Knotts Scary Farm

See Halloween Haunt

The term used by locals to discribe the event. While There you can purchase Berry Punch.

Last night i went to Knotts Scary Farm and shit myself. OMFG

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