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When you can't make pancakes and you're all out of waffles...
Dave: Shit, shit, shit! I should have worn a condom last night. I doubt that hoe was on the pill.
Graham: Dude, why didn't you make her some morning-after pancakes?
Dave: Do I look like Gordon fucking Ramsay?
Graham: Did you have any waffles?
Dave: Fuck no!
Graham: Morning-after french toast? All you have to do is crush up the morning after pill in to some nice jam, spread it on and she'll never know.
Dave: Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
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When some abruptly imposes their sexuality on other people by shoe horning in grimy details about their sex life. SE stands for Sexuality Enforcement.
Sarah: Did you see the news today?
Alice: Yes. I'm going to jump Bryn's bones when I get home tonight.
Sarah: Ok. I got some nice candles the other day.
Alice: I like it when Bryn drips hot candle wax on me. It turns me on.
Sarah: I think I left the oven on. See you later.
Sarah thinks to herself as she leaves: That Alice is a fucking SE Dickhead!
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The act of sexual contact with multiple, compliant partners in an aggressive fashion. Some sort of fucked up orgy not for the feint hearted.
Victoria: Me and Mike(1) are going to Jackie's for a good time. You're more than welcome to tag along.
Mike2: I've heard about Jackie's sex parties. That bitch is crazy!
Sal: I've heard that too, her orgies always turn in to full blown Guerilla War Sex.
Victoria: That's all part of the fun.
Mike2: Not for us like, but thanks for the invite all the same.
A unit of measurement less than a millimetre. It can be used in a variety of contexts. Midgies have notoriously small members.
Example 1: Music or TV
Can you turn it up a midgie's dick?
Example 2: Furniture making
I need to shave a midgie's dick off the width of the drawers. Can you pass me the belt sander?