The Nazi scat laws

a set of laws in nazi germany that states that if a soldier does not have intercouse where the two participants are covered in shit piss vomit cum diet coke boogers asshole juice discharge eyeball crust and more shit, they will be put to death via godzilla sacrifice

Hitler: Uou have violated The Nazi Scat laws, DIE!!
nazi soldier: nooo
michel jordin:jumpsot

Northern Tennessee water flask special

When a man peas in a water flask and then shoves it up his ass. Then he plays the flute really hard and bubbles the piss. The piss drain into his stomach and he throws up everywhere and shits the flask out which covers him in piss and shit. He then mixes all of his poop,piss, and vomit and Diet Coke into the flask and drinks it, causing his stomach to rupture and bleed out and die. You also have to do this in northern Tennessee

Guy:you here about Connor
Guy 2: yeah I heard, he did the Northern Tennessee water flask special
Miacheal jorden: jumpsot

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