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A person who sits on a plate of spaghetti.
Ew! Gross! He just sat on my spaghetti.
That spaghetti masher!
When you are sure your team is going to win the game, but somehow you end up losing by a couple goals that come from nowhere. (The goals come from the foot of Messi.)
We were winning 2-0, but ended up being messi-ed up.
When you think a day cannot end up bad, and it ends up even worse.
You go to play foosball and your teammate winds up being your boss. You end up losing 10 - 0 and you have to crawl under the table. What a palanqui moment!
a really bizarre anecdote that someone pulls out of their ass, or maybe it's real.
Oh what an X-files story. It sounds like a Dave story.