Dovis

An individual who believes that he and his views are rational, logical, and open minded, to the point that he loses every sense of rationality, logic, and open-mindedness.

You know he won't listen to common sense, man, he's a Dovis.

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bail

To leave or ditch (a place or person), usually implying that you leave someone else to get screwed or to be alone (or in trouble). It often is used to describe a revoke of a pledge to do something or be somewhere.

- Where did Jason go?
- I don't know, man! We got busted, and he totally bailed and left us alone to get screwed!

- Man, John is such a dick! He was going to lend me a $50 and meet us at the club, but he bailed and completely bitched out!

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Google Shopping

A division of Google that lets you search all online shops. It can be very useful in some cases...but usually you get really repetitive results.

Dude 1: Ugh, I can't find any tourettes guy DVDs on Ebay or Amazon.com!
Dude 2: Oh...well then try a Google Shopping search.
Dude 1: It says, "You search did not match any documents"!
Dude 2: Well, sucks for you. Go find it in a store.

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dude

Used to be a word used to address a friend or pal, but now is used on someone to be a condescending dick.

"I hate hangovers."
"Dude, you're not even old enough to drink. Quit bitching."

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