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pickle

1) A type of food
2) Another name for a dick

1) Mmmm. Pickles are the best food ever.

2) Tickle, tickle, here comes my pickle.

by Mechanical Bride November 5, 2015


carpe diem

How people back then said yolo

Grandparent When She Was A Child: Wanna go have a pie eating contest?

Grandparent's Friend When She Was A Child: Hmm....
Grandparent When She Was A Child: Oh, come on. Carpe diem!

Grandparent's Friend When She Was A Child: Oh, fine.

by Mechanical Bride November 9, 2015

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