clorch

Intercourse with a colostomy hole. Typical among inmates, and frequently discovered in the medical profession because of genital herpes virus infection around the abdominal opening.

After a session of clorching, the inmates relaxed and had a smoke.

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blowing smoke up my ass

Most literally translating to "trying to get a reaction" out of somebody. Originated from a 16th century technique to determine death by literally blowing tobacco smoke into someone's anus (through a long pipe) - where a reaction indicated that the person was still alive.

Guy 1: Hey man, I think someone just stole your car!
Guy 2: Are you blowing smoke up my ass?

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to be

1) verb meaning to exist or exist as something

He be real.

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Immigrunt

Difficult to translate expressions of noises uttered by immigrants.

Your landlord really hates my guitar playing. Every night when I start he’ll come downstairs after 10 minutes and start immigrunting at me.