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When a male or female doesn't shave themselves down there for a period of 1 year or more. The resulting growth is classified as a crotch nebula.
Man, I totally misread that one. She had a crotch nebula under there.
Sorry bro, I can't come grab a beer, I need to go shave my crotch nebula.
When your upstairs neighbor is moving furniture in such a way that you confuse it for thunder.
Sometimes, furniture thunder is so loud, that it is in fact mistaken for real thunder.
"Gary, did you hear that? Is that thunder I hear?"
"No Beth, that's Eric upstairs again. Just some late night furniture thunder."
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When your upstairs neighbors are rearranging their furniture at random times throughout the day, so it sounds like thunder. Sometimes people actually mistake furniture thunder, for real thunder itself.
Honey, is there a thunderstorm outside?
No, it's just furniture thunder from Eric upstairs.