Covussy

When that pussy is overheated, stuffed up and tasteless

Dr. Fauci recommends keeping a 6 foot distance from all dirty dicks or else you could get covussy

Cooch Pooch

The part of a man’s belly that hits the perfect spot when you’re on top, providing the perfect place to rub your cooch

I didn’t fully understand why women opted to consistently go for softer men until I went on a date with one and my clit hit the cooch pooch

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FBB

Fuck Boy Behavior

I haven’t heard from that guy who wears a pinky ring in months and then he texted me “wyd” at 11pm last night. Major FBB.

Dickbait

When a dude texts you but makes no effort to make plans. This sort of texting behavior makes you excited for potential D so you take the time to respond, but really it turns out to be a waste of your time and reading energy.

“Ben texted me and asked what I was up to this week.”

“Oh nice... Are you guys going to hang out?”

“No idea, he didn’t even ask. It was total dickbait.”

HOED

Acronym for “hopped on every dick”

Melinda has literally HOED in a half-mile radius like some sort of cock hungry kangaroo.

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Fug Boat

A person who isn’t easy on the eyes.

“This guy I’m talking to on Hinge says his roommate is single. Should we go on a double date?”

“Ask him to send a pic, I’m not getting stuck at dinner with a fug boat.”