me

the person who wrote this definition. The awesomest person in the world.

Come with ME!!

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made of words

euphemism for a text that is extremely poorly written, poorly argumented, incongruent, or otherwise lacking logic; the only positive thing that can be said about it is that it is made of words

This restaurant has a negative review on Yelp, but it is, uh, made of words. Apparently the vegetables were undercooked and the undercooked broccoli set the customer's aunt's hair on fire?

pi

the only edible number that I know of. Also, it's delicious!
It is about 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227

I really want to eat pi right now!

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merfishing

fishing for merpeople (mermen and mermaids)
merfishing can be done with a net or with a hook and line.
while merpeople are sentient beings, consumption of merperson meat by humans is not considered cannibalism

George: You wanna go merfishing with me this weekend?
Chad: Sure! I love to eat merman for dinner on Sundays!

bing

the best search engine to find google.

Bing is Microsoft's attempt to create a search engine, but it is mainly used to search for Google, the only good search engine.

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republican debate

The (partially sane) governor of Ohio John Kasich talking to a bunch of monkeys on Fox News. The monkeys usually use names like Donald Drumpf (known alias: Donald Trump), Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and things like that.

-Did you watch the Republican Debate last night?
-Yes, I almost committed suicide.

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Popping a cherry

Sexual intercourse where the hymen is broken, primarily occurs in virgin females.

I popped my girlfriend's cherry, it was her first time.

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