ville valo

OMG VILLE VALO IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALive.. and no1 loves him more then me and my friend nicole so Fuck whoever thinks otherwise

Funeral Hearts
Loves the funeral of hearts
Razorblade Romance
Your love is razorblade kiss

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SSDD

"Same shit, different day" from Stephen King's The Dreamcatcher

"So how've you been lately?"
"You know... ssdd"

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bumskied

being totally bummed out

Kid 1: "I've got a 10 page paper due tomorrow and I haven't started."
Kid 2: "Bumskied dude."

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anokea

Pidgin english, originating from Hawaii, it means I don't care.

Eh can you like tell me where da kine is? Anokea where da kine is brah.

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neil diamond

a man who has taken away womens breaths for years and years. he also happens to be a singer and songwriter.

he tends to sing R's.. tho and you shouldnt do that.

Oh mom, are you playing Neil Diamond again!

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dualies

(n.) the large double wheels found on the rear of heavy duty pickup trucks.

Dan's F350 would be sweet if it weren't for those ridiculous dualies on the ass.

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nice troy

Term used in soccer, denoting when you hurl a ball at someone's head to try to knock their glasses off, but you don't quite manage it.

"Owww!"

"Nice troy, that."

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