miracle whipped

What a menace of a person does to you when you get completely sauced during any activity.

Jamey got absolutely miracle whipped by Maya during the soccer game.

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Alley oop

An exceeding simple definition that occurs when one has a stupid friend named Maya who may also be ugly, but only in the ways that matter.

Eli: “ALLEY OOP!”
Jamey: “ YeAHhh alley oop”
Maya: “what an alley oop”
Jamey: “it means Maya’s ugly LOL”

Alley oop

A simple explanation is required. Assume you have an exceedingly unintelligent friend named Maya who is also ugly, but only in the ways that matter. Hypothetically, she would be with two fellows called Jamey and Eli.

Eli: “ALLEY OOP”
Jamey: “yeAHHh alley oop!”
Maya: “what does alley oop mean?”
Jamey: “Maya’s ugly LOL”