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When you tie up a hooker with a yeast infection, squirt a whole bottle of yellow mustard in her vagina and then bang her with your sweaty, salty, post workout dick.
Person one: How was your trip to New York?
Person two: I had a dirty pretzel, New York style
When you cum as far as you can.
"I've been drinking a lot of water and preparing to beat my personal distance record in projectile cumming"
Like black Friday, except you steal everything so you're not getting a good deal, you're getting a GREAT deal because it's all free.
Want to go black guyday "shopping"