calamity

when a typhoon occurs from every bodily orfice at once

My calamity was so loud it could be heard for miles, blowing trees over and making puppies go deaf.

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apparatus

thingy

"haha, you're going to help him test his APPARATUS!"

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eureka

an exclamation indicating some ungodly midget related exodus into the wilds of nairobi

"eureka! i hope the dingos don't eat my midget, horace."

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typhoon

1) a huge whooshing pee
2) the act of expelling a large quantity of noxious gasses from the rectal, vaginal, naval, penisal, nasal, oral, or optical orfice

1) Horace typhooned into the trash recepticle.
2) It seems like every time I pass by you on the street, you're typhooning.

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hoon

the apparatus used to remove blackheads from your ear.

horace, you should see the log i got out when i used the hoon.

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Chut

a penis that is thicker than it is long

thats one hell of a chut on that naked midget over there, eh horace?

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hust

when you see something that's really really dusty you must write hust in the dust.

"hust"

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