Maury

A entertaining show that 98% of the time shows that the Human race is doomed.

"I'm so sorry. I had sex with your father 20 times and your brother 13 times during our marriage, and there is a chance you are not our babies daddy!"

"Today on Maury: Our 12 year old guests reveal to their parents they are prostitutes!"

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chocolate covered raisins

A very tasty treat where raisins are covered in delicious milk chocolate. The end result is a chewy tasty snack!

Chocolate covered raisins are the best!

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Home Improvement

One of the best, most enjoyable TV shows in history.

Home Improvement rocks.

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Battlefield 2 patch

A battlefield 2 patch is similar to a computer virus. The patch slowly degrades the game into a heaping pile of crap. With each major match, a series of smaller hotfix patches are required to fix the many flaws of the major patch. Even after the hotfix patches, the bugs are still rampant.

"OMG BF 1.3 patch is out we're SAVED!!!"

"This battlefield 2 patch is a patch to patch the patch of the patched patch which needed to be patched after the patch before the original patch was patched."

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Altavista

The best search engine to search for porn, simply because it has a videos section. All you have to do is type in the name of a porn site, and instantly ypu are given TONS of sample clips from that site. Great stuff

- "Dude, you search for porn on Google? Go to altavista, it doesn't link you to sites with spyware!"

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