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Kilian

A blonde guy with blue eyes. Kilian loves to punch his girlfriends face when he comes home drunk.

Gf : Where have you been Kilian?
Kilian: *BANG!*

by Meikel November 22, 2021


hitler

Hitler is just a name.
But this name means in effect to the world:
60.000.000 dead in world war II
_7.500.000 dead per every single year of this war
___625.000 dead per every single month of this war
___144.230 dead per every single week of this war
____20.548 dead per every single day of this war
_______856 dead per every single hour of this war
________14 dead per every single minute of this war
If you want to imagine what Hitler means to the world
you've just try to kill 14 people per minute. try it once or twice. or about 8 years...
stop talking about the autobahn.

If you talk about Hitler stop talking about the autobahn.

by Meikel March 27, 2007

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Jasmin

Girl's name from Persian designation meaning "flower" and "allegory of love". She is unusually intelligent but tends to fall in love with the guys who will never love her back.

Guy 1: Jasmin likes me? CRAP!!

Guy 2: whoa Jasmin likes you? CRAP! That Jasmin chick is so beautiful and smart… why does she like him?

by Meikel November 22, 2021