Minnesota Stone

80 earth pounds, unlike the rest of the world where it equals 14 pounds. This is due to the fact that people from Minnesota lie 'bout most everything and claim everything is from Minnesota

Mike: "Not only is Jimmy Carter from St. Paul, he weighs 2 stone."
Doug: "EU Stone?"
Mike: "Minnesota Stone, a slighly heavier variant of the EU Stone."

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