3-5 Business Days

Commonly used phrase in Hypixel and Hypixel-related communities to represent something having an undetermined amount of time, that's likely to almost never happen or take a very long time.

It is said to have originated from the "Wizard Tower" of Hypixel SkyBlock where the NPC there has been replying with the dialogue: "Hmm...something appears to be broken. Give me 3-5 business days to fix!" for the past ~2.5 years and counting.

Friend: "When is x coming out?"
Me: "3-5 Business Days"

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Simp The Owner Day

A great day for Discord owners! This takes place on December 16th, which is right before Fuck The Owner Day. On this day, you are required to simp for the owner of any Discord owner you see!

Normal Day
Discord Owner: Hi guys!
Member: Fuck you

Simp The Owner Day
Discord Owner: Hey everyone!
Member: OMG hi!!! Here's free nitro!