phenobulous

Um, like, a cross between "phenomenal" and "fabulous". With "nob" in the middle.

Girlfriend, that get-up is phenobulous! I look fierce.

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dementia

Um, like, if you lose two of the six ADLs like dressing, eating or inconsonants of your vowels or if you have Oldtimer's disease or dementeea you can, like, qualify for a Long Term Care benefit.

I really wasn't thinking when I ripped mah pants - must've been the dementia

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cottonism

Something the character "Cotton" from "King of the Hill" might say. Or really anyone who hails from the tornado states. A bit of wisdom said with a Texan drawl, but really coming from Oklahoma.

My favorite Cottonism is as follows. Melanie: "I think I ate too much for lunch. I don't know if I should make myself throw up or have an epidural!"

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drunkzilla

Someone who experiences a different, more aggressive and fiery personality when they're trashed.

Yo, Ellie was a mad drunkzilla at Christine's wine party! Holla.

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olaka

Another name for Oakland, California

I gots a meetin' in San Fran Cisco, so I saved sum bux and flew into OLAKA!

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