fauxking

The act of using an electronic cigarette to imitate smoking a real one. Usually used in areas where smoking is prohibited.

"Hey, that guy just brought a cigarette inside! It's that illegal?"

"Nah, it's one of those electronic cigarettes, he's just fauxking."

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holidaze

The feeling of utter exhaustion, usually the evening of Christmas. Caused by mass amounts of stress and leading up to a final relaxation once the day is over.

Paul: Hey, what's up with Megan?
Jason: Oh, after wrapping presents for the kids and cooking Christmas dinner for the family she's in a holidaze.

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