The Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM)

The type of person who constantly, involuntarily, responds to messages one message behind everyone else - especially if the subject has already shifted.

Person A: Let’s go to the mall
Person B: Nah let’s go to the movies

Person A: Okay what movie should we see?
Person C: What should we get at the mall?
Person A: Oh great, the Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM) is here

The Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM)

The type of person who constantly, involuntarily, responds to messages one message behind everyone else - especially if the subject has already shifted.

Person A: Let’s go to the mall
Person B: Nah let’s go to the movies

Person A: Okay what movie should we see?
Person C: What should we get at the mall?
Person A: Oh great, the Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM) is here

The Dizzo Effect

When you make fun of a friend for liking something and then you start to like it too and then you’re forced to either admit it and accept defeat or pretend you don’t like it but enjoy it in private.

Alternative definition: when you love bringing people together.

Person A: I love thomas rhett
Person B: Me too
Person A: I thought you hated him
Person B: Yeah…The Dizzo Effect got to me.