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Based on the teachings of Jesus, who went to India during an 18 year gap to learn Buddhism.
The difference between buddhism and christianity is that Jesus preached to fishermen and Buddha, who predates Jesus by a good 500 years, preached to intellectuals.
The cross is the four noble truths.
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when you're sliding into third,
and you feel you have to turd...
(chorus)
When you see a skid mark,
and you're not even in a car...
(chorus)
When you're miles from anywhere,
and your bowels just don't care...
(chorus)
When your stomach hurts,
and you just know you've got the squirts..
(chorus)
The song about the result of eating dodgy food in the middle of nowhere and the end result of needing to expel the results.
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To pull out one's penis in order to either urinate or for sexual purposes.
"Excuse me, I just need to go 'flop the chop'. I'll be back in a moment.