Lesbian

Someone confused with not being American.

“I’m lesbian”
“I thought you were American”

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Boomer Panic

Coined by a tiktoker, boomer panic is a widely known phenomenon where the older generation is seen to panic or lose their minds when confronted with any amount of stress or confusion.

Cashier: “Oh sorry maam we need you to swipe your card again”
Boomer unaware of how technology works will say/ scream “WHY DONT THIS DAMN THING WORK I WANT YOUR BOSS!! GOD DAMN KIDS CANT DO NOTHIN RIGHT!”

Cashier: “I can not deal with your boomer panic.” *quits retail job*.

Spicy Lesbian

When a lesbian has sexual feelings for a man but she has no interest in dating one. Often with fictional characters and celebrities. Sometimes only fictional. This is not meant to harm the bisexual/pansexual community in any way.

Girl 1: Man I wouldn’t mind having a night in bed with him

Girl 2: I thought you were a lesbian?

Girl 1: I’m a spicy lesbian.

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