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Metric fuck ton

A metric fuck ton it worth about double a shit ton give or take. Used when describing something of mass quantity.

Bad: damn man I pulled my back I was lifting a metric fuck ton

Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton

by Melk Man February 12, 2019


Melk

The way that ignorant and poorly informed individuals pronounce the word "milk".

Son~"can you pass the melk
Mom~"you're retarded"

by Melk Man February 12, 2019