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When someone sits around on their phone all day and uses all their data.
Al doesn't work he just sits around giggin all day.
Smashing food into your face only around good friends.
At the movies I was ugly eating my popcorn by the handfuls.
When you and your woman get drunk,pass out and you piss the bed and roll her to your side of the bed. She wakes up thinking she done it.
Josh got so drink he gave Lisa the Tennessee gold rush.
When you pound her so hard she can't move her legs for an hour.
Donnie gave her the paralyzer!