Eillyn

The hottest, smexiest person you will ever meet. Dats on PERIODT

Boy 1: Did you see eillyn today? shes so hot

Boy 2: WOAH wtf bro? Thats my girlfriend

Boy 1: oh...

Father

Non-existent

Fatherless Hobo: Mummy, what is a father?
Mother: Something you don't have.

Noah

He is the weirdest person you will meet in middle school. Yet EVERYONE(yes even the boys-) has a DAMNED CRUSH ON HIM!!! He's hispanic, curly haired, wears the "fAnCy" glasses. He is also the guy that's like-"Oh, I'm not looking for a relationship right now..." GOOD JOB!

Simp1- hey Noah..
Noah-what?
Simp1-I kind of li-
Simp2-Bitch Move
Army of Simps- PAVE THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

Yineris

THE BEST PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET IN YOUR LIFE!!!!!!! (yes, that deserved 7 exclamation points). She is hella funny for no reason LOL

Get you a Yineris in yo life!

Karaoke

When you sing a song that you know all the lyrics to but you're TERRIBLE AS FUCK

Ashley: Hey mom i was wondering if i could do karao-
Mom: no
Ashley: Karaoke... But why?
Mom: cuz ur bad asf