Chocolate Enema

When you glue all the toilet seats in a washroom, and when somebody sits down, you flush a cherry bomb forcing the crap right up against them in a shitty blast.

Of course if the glue has fused at all with their skin, they are stuck wallowing in it.

"Johnny walked in on some dude that got Chocolate enema'd. He was sitting there stuck, full of shit, and soaking wet."

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Boaz ripper

A special stripper with the qualities of a stripper, but with the stature of a dwarf. Could or couldn't be your relation, but definitely missing teeth.

"Did you hit the rippers in 'bama after the micro wrestling? I got me a Boaz ripper! Man, that little girl could dance." -- Bobby

dicksneeze

Man Juice, Aka Ejaculate, aka sperm.

Oh my god... what is that on the side of ada's face? Oh it's dicksneeze.

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Kellaway Kock Kleaner

A microwave warmed baby wipe, used to clean your balls after a rough cottage weekend.

Also can be made by leaving said baby wipe on your trucks vent and using after a 36 hour plowing shift, so your honeybunch, "might" give you some when you get home.

I used Kellaway Kock Kleaner on my balls this morning. She was really on me to get home, so I think I'm getting some.