Queen Bitch

Taxonomic nomenclature: Regina Canis

Identification: The progressive woman, Queen Bitch , is always stronger than the progressive men they own. Regina Canis are easily identified by their Phd‘s in Crusty Bitter Women’s Studies and their shrill screams at any social injustice protest. Dust can be seen billowing from their crotches due to eternal vaginal drought.

Habitat: In their natural environment, you can find them walking their muzzled man-child SNAGs at trendy SoCal locations.

Cautions: Known to be rabid. Biters. Hearing protection mandatory.

Queen Bitch, Medea Benjamin (extremely ugly example). Owner of man-child SNAG Kevin Danaher.

Wikipedia entry for Medea Benjamin is nine sections long compared to her inferior man-child SNAG,Kevin Danaher's three.

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