Clap Those Cheeks

Another word for literally demolishing and crushing somebody.

Peter: I need some support guys, it feels hard rn.
Ash: That’s what she said
*everybody laughs*
Peter: BITCH IMMA CLAP THOSE CHEEKS GET OVER HERE

Brown Banana

An insult for a senile person.

“That Mildred is SUCH a brown banana!”

JiggleCheekus

Occupation for someone who makes money jiggling cheeks

Person 1: What do you do for a living
Person 2: I am a JiggleCheekus