Trump

Freakin' moron.

That guy thinks he can become President of the United States even though he has no political experience or knowledge. What a Trump!!!

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criscofarr

(kris'•ko•farr) Verb meaning to masturbate using one's own tears as lube.

I haven't seen Tommy since his girl left him. You have any idea where he could be?

I'm sure he's hiding somewhere just thinking about her and criscofarring.

swargling

The act of swallowing jizz without removing the penis from one's mouth.

Man, my lover is great at swargling. I love getting head from him/her because my penis stays warm inside his/her mouth.

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face-titties

Bags of flesh hanging under the eyes.

Try some botox injections under your eyes to clear up those face-titties.

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Japanese Rain Goggles

What I gave your mom last night.

Ask your mom what Japanese Rain Goggles are and she will tell you what I did to her last night.

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dickface

(dik•fays) informal reference to an individual whose penis resembles all or part of a human face; can also refer to someone whose penis has a natural blemish with said resemblance.

I didn't understand why they called him dickface until I saw his penis. The bloody thing looked like a human face!!

balless

Rejecting innovative ideas that provide clear solutions to a multitude of problems because of imaginary complications.

When it comes to the legalization of marijuana the United States government remains completely balless.