Beem Beem Lmao

The act of pranking an orphanage with mustard gas.

Guy 1 - "Beem Beem Lmao"

Guy 2 - *Slowly dialing 911*

Covid-19

That son of a BITCH virus that because people think it is FAKE I'm stuck at home! THOSE PEOPLE NEED TO ROT IN HELL WITH HITLER.

Guy 1 - "Covid-19 isn't real."

Guy 1 - *Slowly pulling out Barret 50.cal Anti Materiel Rifle*

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Unga Bunga Reeeeng Reeeeng

The act of punting a baby like an American football

Guy 1: "Unga Bunga Reeeeng Reeeeng"

Guy 2: "What is wrong with you?:

Guy 3 : "Hey guys have you seen my son?"

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Quokka

A small fuzzy creature that is SO cute and I ADORE them, they only live at Rottnest island and has no natural predators so they are friendly to people and take selfies.

They also SMILE. THEY ARE SO CUTE.

Guy 1 : "Hey I saw some quokkas yesterday"

Guy 2 : "Show me the quokka"

Guy 1 : *Opens briefcase showing a pack of smiling and happy quokkas*

Guy 2 : "Good."

Boomer Jokes

A type of joke that is commonly frowned upon in the comedy/meme community. This joke always seems to be related to popular cartoon character (I.E. The minions) or a joke about how Gen Z and Millennials use electronics too much.

Guy 1: *Shows Guy 2 a meme*

Guy 2 "Dude. Why do you only have Boomer Jokes?"

Guy 1: *Slowly pulling out revolver*

Cram

Cram is a viscous substance that originated all the way back to the 13th century and is edible.

Cram™ is sold in flavours, those flavours are raspberry, berry, and very berry. Very berry is berry, but very. If Cram™ is mixed with any other flavour, it will spontaneously combust into roughly 100 kilotons of TNT, for this reason, Cram™ is commonly used in Improvised Explosives and C4.

If Cram™ is laid in sunlight for a fortnight it will harden into a stone like material that is harder than steel, this discovery lead to Cram swords which were used in the Cram War by the Cram Army™ against the British. In future years Cram™ was smoothened and laid in the sun for another fortnight, leading to the substance turning a dark colour and hardening even more. We refer to this substance as obsidian today.

Guy 1: *Explodes*

Guy 2: "Oh god not a Cram™ bomb!"

Minky

A taste between Salty and Sweet, but usually leaning towards salty.

Guy 1: "This food tastes Minky."

Guy 2: "...What?"

Guy 1: "Minky! Like, in between salty and sweet!"

Guy 2: "Is that even a word?"

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