Oogie Boogie Loogie Booty

When you use your own huge wad of phlegm that you’ve coughed up from your illness and use it as anal lube.

Ay girl, you dry as hell. Raise that ass for me so I can give you an oogie boogie loogie booty and make things right. ;)

Spike your spooker

When someone pokes your perineum, the area between your genitals and your anus unexpectedly with their finger, a sharp object or a long implement such as a pole or a stick for an example.

Bruh, you better watch yourself. If you decide to do the hokey pokey and turn yoself around, I’ll be the one to spike your spooker!

Sexually Somersaulted

When you stick your fingers in a girl’s butthole, vaghole and pisshole and roll her over like a bowling ball.

“Why are girls always so flabbergasted after they fucked you?”

“Because I’ve sexually somersaulted them!”

Cheesy Fuzzlies

The small pieces of sweaty lint and or dry skin that get caught right at the top of your ass crack.

I think my dryer’s lint filter isn’t working so well. I scratched my ass and found some cheesy fuzzlies more than normal.

Fart Hammock

Underwear

“Dude! Did your pants rip!? I can see your fart hammock peaking out!”