Cratchiting

Working on Christmas Eve for soulless corporate jackasses.

"A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every December the 25th!"
- Ebenezer Scrooge

"What are you doing Christmas Eve? Hanging out with your family? Wrapping presents for your kids? Cuddling in front of the fire with your lover?"

"Naaah- they've got me Cratchiting this year"

"Shit- that sucks"