Thug Mcmuffin

Thug Mcmuffin: One who is usually under the age of 15 who believes they have swag and try to act cool by faking doing drugs and having sex.

Person 1: Look at that little kid, he thinks he is so cool.
Person 2: I was talking to him. He is like, twelve. He told me his gauges are fake.
Person 1: He told me about all the weed he does.
Person 2: What a Thug Mcmuffin.