Oh Shit Son

Something someone awesome says to piss off Bitchwhat royally.

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Ginomee: OH SHIT SON!
Bitchwhat: ARGH I'M A SELF-IMPORTANT MORON STOP SAYING OH SHIT SON IT'S DEAD ARGH YER MUM!!

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special beam cannon

The ultimate fighting force. Use sparingly.

Is there someway to get away from the cops? SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!!!

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pet cemetary

it's where you bury your dead kitties to make them good again

Kid: Mommy, where's fluffy?
Mom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

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Ramen

food of the gods. consists of squiggly noodle brick and a packet of condensed flavor powder.

Moses: whatcha eating?
God: Ramen.

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El Mopadora

That creepy Mexican guy who comes in at night and buffs the floors.

man, el mopadora fucked up the floor again.

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pebble

a choclatey or fruity krispie

Barney, gimme back my Pebbles!

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han solo

Harrison ford's character in star wars. Pretty badass

Han: It's just a dead animal Chewie.

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