mephisto

me, the lord of pain.

Jerk: Ouch, that hurt.
Friend: You can thank Mephisto for that.

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Mephisto

teh Best dude in all of IRC and CS

R4ND0MDUD3: Mephisto j00 r teh man
Mephiso: no shit

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han solo

Harrison ford's character in star wars. Pretty badass

Han: It's just a dead animal Chewie.

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riot

breaking things with a purpose

im just a kid who's gotta lot of problems. maybe if i throw a brick that brick will go and solve them.

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who0p

'Feeling leet'. A cry for joy; good luck, pleasure. Usually used on the internet via IRC, and other places like Message Boards and Forums, where one has accomplished something or to feel proud.

I just 0wned that f00, who0p!

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flood

lots of water where it shouldn't be

The toilet overflowed. There is a flood in the bathroom.

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soccer

the most grueling activity one can partake in (with the exception of mass murder). Also the only reason Europeans riot.

Soccer is hard to do. I wish there were more riots

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