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chicken

An animal that was created to cross roads.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

by Merafel Estomar September 1, 2003

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birthday

They're great when you're young ("when I grow up, I'm gunna be...")
But then become a pain in the arse when you're like 48 ("you're nearly fifty! WAHAHAHA!").

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah, it's my birthday, it's my birthday!

by Merafel Estomar September 1, 2003

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