An animal that was created to cross roads.
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
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They're great when you're young ("when I grow up, I'm gunna be...")
But then become a pain in the arse when you're like 48 ("you're nearly fifty! WAHAHAHA!").
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah, it's my birthday, it's my birthday!
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