Space Junkie

Slang for a person who (which might extend to most of humanity at this point in one form or another) is "addicted" to being in Cyberspace. Those of us who cannot fathom more than a 48 hour period without logging into a social networking App like Face Book, Google+ and/or visiting random Forums in the tradition of old Bulletin Board Systems/BBS; in which we are all interconnected to friends, associates, and commerce at a moments notice, projecting from Cyberdeck, desktop computers, or smart phones. This could also extend to those who are addicted to online shopping, and those who cannot live without looking at porn at a moments notice.

Grandfather Time: "I don't understand you and your generation at all. Why the need to be online seemingly everywhere?"

Punk Kid: "We're Space Junkie's. We live offline, but we congregate and network for offline activities in Cyberspace."

12👍 4👎

South Town Face Plant

Slang for eating a chick's pussy. Another way of saying "going down town" on a woman who wants her clitoris and labia minora given oral stimulus to bring her to orgasm. Can apply to either a man or another woman performing cunnilingus to the recipient woman.

Mike: "I can't stand it! I wanna' give Irene the South Town Face Plant, like right now!"

Tom: "Easy man, take her to dinner first, then have you some dinner."

Chorizo Thundercrack

The act of GIVING IT TO (sexual relations) a woman with much gusto and in a sense not having sex, but BECOMING sex, where passion outweighs logic. ---It is generally meant to be a term of amorous quality as it applies to banging a hot chick, but could extend to a generic term before someone gets freaky/naughty even if/when between two gays, or a straight male experimenting with Taboo Wonders (i.e. "Shemales"). The key element is that one must be the owner of a genetic cock, and does not apply to Lesbians with strap on dildos.

Tom: "DAMN! Svetlana sure is hot."

Chris: "She sure is. I'd toss her salad and give her the Chorizo Thundercrack. PROPER!"

16👍 3👎

Fake Down

Alternative slang for a loose woman that basically is a high context version in low context of regarding said woman as a slut or a gold digging bitch. The subject is #1> Fake in her approach and what she appears to be (i.e. "working an angle on a male or female being played for a sap) to the man or woman who's interested in said person. And #2> Down as in "cool with" that person but is in fact a perpetrator gaining a false sense of trust with the interested party and/or group.

Overall one who has ulterior motives and is mercenary with their feelings, thoughts and body. This is a woman who never learned who they were as a person, and projects damnation through treachery and being a money siphon. Thus ultimately a FAKE DOWN.

Bobak: "What happened with Xiomara and Mike?"

Jordan: "Shit man, Xiomara turned out to be nothing more than another Fake Down. Bitch had Mike going for awhile, but once he saw through it, he gave her the Chorizo Thundercrack and left her high and dry at a high society party full of perverts that he had crashed."