couch grabber

when smoking an indica weed that leaves you feeling tempted to not move from a couch/bed with the exception of grabbing munchies.

Stoner 1: Hey man, you wanna go play hacky sack or something?

Stoner 2; No man, i just smoked some real couch grabber. Hey grab me some chips, would ya?

Quitting pack

For procrastinating smokers, it is when a person declares they will quit after the pack in their hand is gone, thus postponing the commitment to a later time. Usually results in another quitting pack.

Man: I think i am going to quit smoking finally.

Other man: Well then step one is to get rid of those smokes in your hand.

Man: Nah, this is my quitting pack. It will be easier than cold turkey.

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Kenetic

Having to do with motion.

If you kick a ball, the ball has kenetic energy until it stops.

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Telekenesis

Literally, to move something from a distance (tele meaning from a distance, kenesis meaning motion).

I have the power of telekenesis, so i threw a car at my sister.

I pushed a ball with a stick which, by defintion, is telekenesis.

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