Weisz

i) The word "white", but in German.
ii) Common Jewish name.
iii) A young boy with extreme difficulty resisting money.
iv) A type of person who enjoys feasting on furniture.
v) An untrustworthy Jew.
vi) Someone who bullshits about having a black cousin, even though it is known fact that it isn't possible.
vii) An adolescent who posses the ability to seduce younger girls.
viii) Popular female actress.

"i) "Ich wünschte, ich war Weisz, doch leider bin ich ein Jude."

ii)"I heard there's a new kid on the block, he's a typical Weisz."

iii) "Wtf? I left my wallet on that table, where did it go?"
"You KNOW it was Weisz"
"FUCK Weisz"

iv) "The fuck is there a hole in my desk"
"Weisz"

v) "Hey Weisz, mind putting this cash in the bank for me, I have to go take care of something for a bit"
"Oh no I know, that should be fine, no problem"
"Thanks man"

-Hours later-

"Weisz what the fuck, why does it not say there was any money deposited today in my account?"
"who cares, check out my new dradle"
"...I'm heartbroken"

vi) Weisz:"Hey don't say nigger, my cousin's black"
"... you're jewish"
"true"

vii) "I fucked a petra the other day"
"fuck off Weisz, that's my sister"
"doesn't count if she's alseep/doesn't understand"
"true"

viii) "Rachel Weisz is pretty hot"
"yea probly, Weisz"
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