Concierge

The Winnipeg equivalent of a geisha.

A concierge is trained in the art of fanciness and pleasure.

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Obamacare

The opposite of a McNugget, q.v.

“Interestingly, the polls show that most Americans don’t like Obamacare but they love what’s in it when it all gets broken down,” said Jimmy Kimmel, who hosts the ABC-TV program Jimmy Kimmel Live. “It’s like the opposite of a McNugget."

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Canada

The plywood tree fort in a backyard where a really great pool party is taking place.

"Want to go up to Canada?"
"Nah."

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