plumpkin-in it

a guy takin a shit, smokin a blunt, and gettin head at the same time

little johnny was plumpkinin it.. gettin blazed as fuck while susie sucked him off as he took a shit.

3👍 10👎

Al Bundy

The comforting feeling of sticking and resting your hand under the waist band of your pants while relaxing.

A beer in one hand, Al Bundy in the other...

668👍 83👎

Needles & Pins

Needles and Pins is a song by The Ramones!Also they are sharp objects!
owwwwwwww!

Needles & PIns are sharp!
owwwww!

8👍 37👎

Jij Pij Pij

A jibberish term that is sent out via AOL IM when you are either:
a) too excited to type coherent sentences
b) drunk
c) IMing the person five feet away from you

Auto response from mgh146: stubk as s sjink JIJ PIJ PIJ :-D

22👍 4👎

Beastacious

Beasty; muscular. Also means "totally awesome."

Meredith's muscles are so beastacious!

1👍 4👎

poosie

Another word or nickname for PUSSY duh

Beyonces pussy

12👍 32👎

cock it

cock it really means fuck it but if u don't want to use fuck it use cock it.

Shaun of the dead
Ed(while playing a pinball game) "ah cock it"

55👍 16👎