Jangry

The simultaneous and overwhelming feeling of both jadedness mixed with anger brought on by a series of failed relationships or constant disappointment.

Girl 1: He say's that it's his little sister standing with him in the picture but it's probably his daughter. Knowing men he probably has a wife and 3 more kids at home! So trifling!
Girl 2: Damn, you assumed all that from a picture? Why you always gotta be so jangry?!

Girl 1: Did you hear about Melissa?
Girl 2: No, what happened?
Girl 1: Her last three ex-boyfriends made her so jangry she swore off men forever. She joined a convent.

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DUPe

To Dry Up the Pussy.
Pron. doop, doop-ed

Any single word, statement or action that a man unwittingly says or does that instantly causes the pussy to dry up, effectively ending any possible future sexual encounters. EVER.

Girl 1: How did it go with the new guy you met?

Girl 2: I was dying to sleep with him until he told me he lives at home, doesn't drive AND doesn't have a job. He DUPed himself right outta these crotches!

Girl 1: I went on the date last night and he ordered a shitload of food and then pretended to have forgotten his wallet at home.
Girl 2: Ugh! Yea girl, that's automatic DUPage

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